Thursday, June 28, 2007

Gym Class Heroes - Clothes Off!


I hate this video. I hate this song. I hate what they are turning into. But more importantly, I HATE THIS VIDEO.

WHAT THE FLYING SHIT IS THIS. Seriously. I've watched this a couple times like all week, hoping it will marinate and it will grow on me, BUT THIS IS HORRIBLE. Guys :( What happened to that band :(

And its not even like "Oh my god, they are famous now, time to abandon ship." I know I go back and forth with this, but I love that they are huge. I love that they can pull in the upper-hundreds to shows now. Thats amazing and they deserve IT, they are very talented guys. BUT THEY COULD AT LEAST PUT QUALITY MATERIAL OUT THAT WONT EMBARRASS ME. Because its obviously all about me, you'll learn that soon enough. Everybody already thinks they are a cover band with the singles they put out. And no, Patrick is not in the band, thanks.

But just for this blog's sake, I'll re-watch the video again and to a play by play of what I'm thinking (plus/minus style!):
+ Viva La White Girl playing is the best part about this video. But its so out of place.
- Pete GTFO of all your artists video please. Yes, they might need you to get huge with the teenies, but stop it.
- They all know damn well they have T-Mobile Sidekicks. Nice Verizon product placement.
+ I love the way Mattydukes drums. Like, its the simplest beat, but it goes way crazy with it.
- LOL EYEBROWS!
+
All the guy dancers.
- Some of the girl dancers kind of suck and are off rhythm a little bit. Especially the ones in bikinis.
- Furries? Was someone high as hell when they wrote this treatment?
+ OMG there are actually black girls in this video!
+ Go 'head Sash, get yo Slash on!
+ Furries dance off!
- Furries are Panic! At The Disco
- Shower scene is dumb as hell and not sexy. Um, needs more guy flesh for it to be sexy DUH
+/- Schlep pop, lock, n should have dropped it

BITERS BLOCK SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE NEXT SINGLE.

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